Little Bit Dirty Pick Up Lines to Really Attract Hot Women

Question: What are some good dirty pick up lines and do they work on women?

Answer: I’ve got some dirty pick up lines for you to add to your collection below. My buddies and I have used some of these. (But I’ve got something better for you – keep reading.)

Sometimes they work. Sometimes they don’t. Just depends on the woman. If a girl doesn’t have a sense of humor – I move on. There’s plenty of hot girls who know what sexy banter is.

Dirty Pick Up Lines – The Dirty Dozen

Hi, is there a mirror in your pants?  Cause I see myself in them.

Hi, that’s a cute outfit you’re wearing.  It would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.

Hi, do you know what’d look good on you?  Me.

Hi, do you work for UPS?  Cause I saw you checking out my package when I walked in here.

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(Using index finger to call her over and then say)  I made you come with one finger.  Imagine what I could do with the rest?

Hi, screw me if I’m wrong, but haven’t we met before?

Hi, you must work at Subway, cause you just gave me a footlong.

Hi, do I know you from somewhere?, cause I don’t recognize you with your clothes on.

Hi, I’ve been undressing you with my eyes from first sight, and I think it’s time to see if I’m right.

Hi, do you believe in one night stands?

Hi, are you a hooker?  Cause I’m hooked on you.

Hi, are you free tonight or will it cost me?

The Twist To Put On Your Dirty Pick Up Line That Works Like Magic

Attractive women get hit on all the time and in a matter of seconds they will have made up their mind if you’re worth their time and attention or not.

If you really want to create instant attraction when you approach a girl, with a pick up line that’s just a little bit dirty, completely avoid getting rejected and easily get her name, email address or number – use an approach called being funny cocky - this is “the twist” to your pick up line I’m talking about.

Why does the funny + cocky approach work on hot girls?

First of all, attraction for girls is not a logical choice. Guys think logically – girls do not. Girls respond to their emotions and feelings.

Girls feel attraction for a very different set of reasons than men do. They focus more on personality, self esteem, power, and other intangible qualities. Attractive girls also love men who can make them laugh. That’s why you see hot girls on the arms of even average-looking, short, pudgy, balding guys who aren’t rich or even “well off.”

When attractive girls meet a guy that is charming, funny and “un-clingy” and in control of himself and the situation, attraction in a girl gets triggered. Unfortunately for most girls, it’s so rare to meet these kinds of guys (but it’s good for you – less competition).

Here’s how to approach an attractive girl

Approach a girl with confident body language and a tone of voice that is deep, resonant and articulate, ie, a sexy deep voice (but don’t sound fake). Just talk with a deeper register.

Also, don’t forget to look well-groomed before you leave the house. Now, when you open your mouth to utter your pick up line or conversation starter, simply take an arrogant or cocky comment and add a humorous twist.

Got it? Here’s the ingredients again:

Good personal grooming

Confident body language

Sexy tone of voice

Cocky + funny pickup line or conversation starter

Don’t Stop Being Cocky Funny

Now that your cocky funny conversation starter has got a hot girl’s attention, don’t stop. I mean think about it, you’ve opened with an effective cocky funny pick up line, she’s laughing (hopefully) – and now what? That’s only the first 15 seconds of conversation.

You don’t want to launch into…

“What do you do?” or
“Having a good time tonight?”…
“Do you come here often?”

Girls have heard that a 100 times and it’s boring.

You went from cocky/funny with your opening line to B-O-R-I-N-G.

You’re dooming yourself to failure and a boring, lifeless conversation.

You need to continue that flow, you need to keep making her laugh, and you need to be able to read her body language so you know when and how to actually make your sexual advances. And if you don’t know how to do that… then it’s a skill you NEED to learn. Just like I did.

RECO: One of the best HowTo Guides for guys I’ve learned a lot from is actually written from a woman’s viewpoint. There are proven, simple steps you can take that will make a woman fall for you. It’s all in your communication-style – which includes the elements I mentioned above, body language, tone of voice, being in control, etc.

Click Here To Check Out the HowTo Guide To Attract Hot Women

Hey guys, I learned alot of my pick up approaches from one of my mentors in his online dating resource For Men Only. It’s loaded with great stuff. You can get full access for a lousy $1 for 30 days.Click here to check it out.

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